Mixed Feast, it’s easy as. Loaded with all your Kentucky faves – everyone’s a winner. Not everywhere and not forever, turns out not everyone can be a winner. | KFC

After watching Dave’s performance in the “Poop Race” (a foot race against a D1 football player who Dave said looked like he runs with poop in his pants) (a race which Dave won, fair and square, btw) the internet grew concerened that maybe El Presidente suffers from the King’s disease, Gout. Others thought it was the results of a stroke, or multiple sclerosis ravaging his body. Dave will say it’s because he pulled his hamstring while warming up for the race, but he’s not an excuses guy | Kevin Cl