Homer! Get ready! Patty and Selma will be here any minute. 'D'oh! Oh no.. better ride this one out in the closet.' Sorry, Dad. This is our spot. 'Oh yeah? Well it's my house, so it's my spot.' N'uh uh, because we called it. 'Did not!' Well, we're calling it now. 'You are?' 'Fraid so. 'Ohh, they got me with their legal mumbo-jumbo!' (S7 E6 - 'Treehouse of Horror VI' - 'Homer3') | The Simpsons & Futurama Best Moments

'Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and stupid Selma work! Sometimes I think God is teasing me.. just like he teased Moses in the desert.' - "Tested", Homer! God "tested" Moses. And try to be nice to my sisters. It's very hard on me to have you fighting all the time. 'Oh, Okay Marge, I'll get along with them. Then, I will hug some snakes... yes! Then, I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes.' 'Now THAT's sarcasm.' (S6 E17 - 'Homer vs. Patty and Selma') | The Simpsons & Fu

'Looks like he took a pretty bad spill. - Well, as long as he's hurt.' "Bart, I am so proud of you. You've showed a sensitive side of yourself that can never be erased. From this day forward, we are kindred spirits." 'Why'd she just leave me here when I clearly need medical attention??' (S6 E17 - 'Homer vs. Patty and Selma') | The Simpsons & Futurama Best Moments