Listen, we knew packing Avon bug spray in the carry-on was a gamble, but come on—who knew they’d confiscate the whole makeup bag? Now we’re out here fending off mosquitoes with nothing but good vibes and Italian hand gestures! And don’t even get us started on the V8. All we wanted was a little tomato juice, and next thing you know, it’s treated like we’re smuggling Nonna’s secret sauce recipe! TSA, what’s the beef, huh? Can’t a couple of gals bring their essentials on vacation without a scene? #